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Jun
2 nd

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?  A KNiFe.

Jun
2 nd

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?  They bonded well from the minute they met.

May
23 rd

Two atoms are walking down the street.

Says one atom to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”

The other says, “Are you sure??”

“Yes, I’m positive!”

Aug
20 th

A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The brother said “What should we do?”
The lawyer said “I’m gonna run for it.”
The brother said “You can’t outrun a mountain lion!”
The lawyer said “I don’t have to outrun HIM– I only have to outrun YOU.”

Aug
20 th

What is the chemical formula for water?

Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”
Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”
Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”

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What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?  A KNiFe.


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